Hello.

bctheinternet:

Louis C.K. on slavery

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not-homophobic-but:

These tweets from @OfRedAndBlue are very important.

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supersmashkev:

bopeep:

lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **

me

OMGGG

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i-write-poetry-not-tragedies:

alinatotheleft:

frnkoreo:

happilyneverforever:

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product

once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”

Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat

Thank God in homeschooled.

(Source: goatpolice, via perks-of-being-chinese)

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

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ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: alluka, via perks-of-being-chinese)

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

troylerisinyou:

troye sivan + hearing people wrong

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brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

(Source: thestudentprincesss, via hotwhiteguy)

(Source: 9fail, via hotwhiteguy)