Hello.

the-real-seebs:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.

(via hotwhiteguy)

callouscartographer:

simnationblog:

Pizza delivery from The Sims (1) to The Sims 4!
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#the sims 3 pizza delivery girl looks worn down by life#like her man left her alone with 4 kids and she got fired for going on a total fucking drug fueled bender to cope#her new boyfriend seemed nice at first but then one morning she woke up and he’d stolen everything#including her boxset of buffy#so she loses it#smashes his car windscreen with a fucking baseball bat and gets arrested for property damage#now she’s working as a pizza delivery gal to support herself and her kids#i feel for you sims 3 pizza delivery woman

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

(Source: kawaii-yaois, via perks-of-being-chinese)

a-goddessofmischief:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.

(via kayleemb)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via kayleemb)

parliamentrook:

accidentally made a coyote skull to summon a 90s glitter gel pen demon 

(via kayleemb)

lhommewalk:

i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

(via hotwhiteguy)

joinmeasirunintothefandom:

crewnex:

Every time I think I’m done with the sprouse bros they pull me back in

One is never done with the Sprouse boys

(Source: sprousetwinsblog, via asammyg)

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

(Source: fartgallery, via hotwhiteguy)